Dear Snowflakes,

I know it's hard to understand semantics (words, we mean words). And it's super hard to win arguments when logic and rationale aren't your strong points. I mean, come on, man! Just... you know. The thing!

It's so much easier to call everyone you disagree with names. Because of course, if their skin tone is less brown, they're a racist. If they're male, they're a sexist. If they're straight, they're homophobic.

Let's be honest, it doesn't really matter if they are winning an argument and you can't think of what to say because now we have a quick and ready dictionary for you to wear!

Anyone who is winning an argument with a liberal can be called one of these words: just pick whichever one you want!